k o s m o k r a t o r

technica

born - a libra in 1980
live - christchurch [ 43º 31.851' S, 172º 38.230' E ], south island, new zealand
educated - very well indeed actually. enough to get MSc (PAMS) Paleobotany following my BSc (Zoo)
employed - not so well as i had of hoped


things my grandmother told me

wipe your arse BEFORE you flush
if you don't eat that trifle, i‘ll smack you into next week my lad
put that down. i said, PUT THAT DOWN
don’t tell your mother you saw me smoking
don't tell your grandfather you saw me smoking
don't tell fu*king anyone you saw me smoking ok
i love you


things i want to do before i turn 25 30

make my mother understand i wont be producing grandchildren for her
find a deserving person to give away my entire fortune to
make a huge fortune
star in a porn movie
have people listen to me without making me feel inferior
love someone who loves me back


faults and fears and bits

afraid - spiders, worms when they surprise you, peter jackson, loud truck noises
not afraid - to speak out, to tell someone i love them
want - more money than can possibly be good for one man
need - a slap around the head


things i already know how to do

ride a bike backwards
drive a tractor and trailer
cry for no reason
be unsuitably dressed for any occasion
not drop my neices and nephew on their head
hold my liquor
eat on a budget


things i want to know how to do

not cry for no reason
fly a jet plane without crashing
escape from a strait-jacket
repair complicated electriconic gadgets
draw expertly
make people like me
make me like me