k o s m o k r a t o r

places
+ christchurch [ 43º 31.851' S, 172º 38.230' E ] - where i live, main city of the south island of new zealand christchurch [ 43º 31.851' S, 172º 38.230' E ] city council
+ ‘the farm [ 43º 32’ 6.74“ S - 171º 56' 45.69” E ]' - where mater and pater live, about 45 minutes drive south west and inland from my place in the city
+ ‘the sounds’ or ‘marlborough sounds’ - where giant has his family holiday home
+ dunedin - second city of the south island, 5 hours drive due south

names
+ giant - a literal giant. 6‘8" or 2.03m. current flatmate
+ ggf (giants girlfriend) - more correctly giants former girlfriend. mad psycotic bitch. a nice girl, but very unstable.
+ ccf - captain c*nt face (but only in polite society) - former flatmate and all round good guy. trying to make his millions in the entertainment industry. web site
+ mrs cf - ccf’s wife (very lovely girl) and also former flatmate
+ the dwarf - also known as midget c*nt. former flatmate who now lives in auckland. web site
+ dlnb - dirty little 'n' boy - theiving little bastard who used to live with us
+ scrumptious boy - wonderful friend who unfortunately lives in london, uk. otherwise would be balls deep inside me, or so he hopes. web site
+ tsm - tall skinny man - the most stunningly beautiful man i have ever seen. now lives in sydney, australia and breaks my heart everytime i think of him there without me.
+ dog - giants dog. yummy sweet girl
+ other dog - ffm's dog
+ goat - ccf's goat
+ ffm - former flatmate who now lives with a bitch
+ bitch - his girl friend (the other current flatmate, not the dogs girlfriend)
+ chb - curly headed boy (who has lots of muscles) - from the rugby club
+ pom - former flatmate from england (lovely girl too who we still see lots)
+ c*nt - former flatmate from ireland who is a c*nt
+ offm - other current flatmate who is a c*nt who has stolen from us and left us owing money
+ fashion boy - scrummy boy now in melbourne with vision of paris in his eyes
+ doctor boy - equally scrummy boy in melbourne with vision of albert schweitzer (sic) in his eyes
+ viking boy - scandinavian scruffy mongrel from up north. web site
+ spunky trunks - famous new zealand poof on tv web site
+ dancing boy - a gentleman of the highest magnitude.
+ english boy - from england, but lives in a real country now with clean water, sunshine and green vegetables. is perpetually tanned.
+ circus boy - used to work for a circus. now is a waiter and sometimes seagull watcher.
+ writer girl - current flatmate. technical owner of the new puppy. nice, but a bit insular.
+ muscle boy - has pecs and abs and the balls to match. will show it all for a dollar.
+ pool boy - an australian with a brain and more than two thoughts in his head.